Sarah Freymiller
Sarah, an entertainment intern for Bustle, was raised in Indiana and educated in Arabic and Sociology at Williams College. She works at Match Middle School in Boston, where she has had to say things like, "Put down the dragon." If she has been in the same movie theatre as you during the 2013-2014 season, she apologizes.

Bieber's Ex-Bodyguard Defends Him

It's been a big week for Justin Bieber. For starters, a leaked video shows him making a racist joke, and, to top it all off, there's a video that shows him making a racist joke! This is one of those reputation-defining moments, and it's too bad that…
By Sarah Freymiller

The Best of This Birthday Girl

On June 1, 1981, the heavens opened up and a single beam of light skittered down to the earth. It traversed New York City until it located the hospital in Manhattan where one Sandra Schumer was giving birth. A baby girl came into the world and was…
By Sarah Freymiller

Patton Oswalt Will Not Read This Article

Patton Oswalt, actor, stand-up comedian, and Twitter personality, is taking a break from social media for the summer. The King of Queens actor wrote a post on Facebook explaining his decision, and, if your attention span is long enough, it is worth…
By Sarah Freymiller

He Bought Another Celebrity's House

Star of Louie and well-known standup comedian Louis C.K. recently bought Primrose Cottage, a house in the Hamptons at which Babe Ruth used to spend his summers. C.K. spent $2.49 million for the 6-bedroom, 3.5-bathroom house, and hopefully he will…
By Sarah Freymiller

Lupita's Next Role?

From taking home an Oscar for her performance as Patsey in 12 Years a Slave to flaunting an iridescent green dress at the Met Gala, Lupita Nyong'o has shown that she is a rising and risk-taking star in the entertainment world. The Non-Stop actress…
By Sarah Freymiller

She's Unrecognizable in 'Terminator: Genesis' Pics

The Daily Mail released a set of photos this week from the shooting of Terminator: Genesis, which stars actress Emilia Clarke, known for her breakout role as Marianne in Futurama. In this film, the star will play the mother of a force capable of…
By Sarah Freymiller

'It's Working' for Bieber, but What is 'It'?

On Sunday morning, Justin Bieber posted a teaser clip of his newest song, "It's Working," on his Instagram page. Obviously, like a late-night text reading, "Sup? Need 2 talk," this late-night Instagram post is his way of letting us know that all is…
By Sarah Freymiller

What Does This Valedictorian Have to Share?

The results are in. Intelligence, according to pop star Cody Simpson, is officially "the sexiest thing in the entire world." The Australian singer delivered his valedictorian speech on Thursday, May 22 after graduating from the Atlanta high school…
By Sarah Freymiller

A Nepotistic Romantic Alliance for the Ages

When I learned that Kylie Jenner and Jaden Smith were spotted kissing at the Wedding to End All Weddings (also known as the You-Know-Wedding or Wedding-That-Must-Not-Be-Named), I was profoundly sad. And yes, we're talking about Kim Kardashian's…
By Sarah Freymiller

Platonic Friendship Yields Long-Lasting Romance

Ever since The Wedding Singer, fans have been praying for Blended stars Drew Barrymore and Adam Sandler to get together and carry each other around when their arthritis is bad. Now, however, it's clear that the most we can hope for is an on-screen…
By Sarah Freymiller

How to Do Parenting Right

While there are many ways to announce to the world that one is expecting, no one has spoofed the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song… until now. Yes, in a move that will skyrocket their child into the upper echelons of coolness, the Duncans of…
By Sarah Freymiller

Will Ferrell's Internet Immortality

Word has it that Will Ferrell and Chad Smith were separated at birth, and only discovered each other recently at a drumming sleep-away camp. The twins happily decided to announce their brotherhood on the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, during a…
By Sarah Freymiller

Audrey's 'Moon River' Is the Anti-Auto-Tune

Like the search engine tends to do from time to time, Google honored Audrey Hepburn on what would have been her 85th birthday, as Sunday's doodle features her delicate profile and smaller sketches of her work with children. Breakfast at Tiffany's…
By Sarah Freymiller

All Your Favorite 'Star Wars' Permutations

On this hallowed Star Wars Day, otherwise known as "May the Fourth (be with you)," many Star Wars fans are probably sitting down for a marathon film viewing, replete with themed foods and a Jar Jar Binks punching bag (more than any other creature on…
By Sarah Freymiller

Terrible Boyfriends Make Great Space Villains

I knew, from the moment I saw him holding a sheep in Vogue, that Adam Driver would make the perfect Star Wars villain. Variety reported in February that the Girls star was "Disney and Lucasfilms' top choice to play the main villain" in the upcoming…
By Sarah Freymiller

Kevin Spacey is Everywhere You Want to Be

Kevin Spacey confirms, once again, that he has a finger in every pie. A clip from Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare was leaked online earlier this week, which resulted in Activision and Sledgehammer Games posting the official Advanced Warfare trailer…
By Sarah Freymiller

Once Again, Life Imitates Art

The annual White House Correspondents' Dinner will be broadcast on Saturday night, and, while he was in town for the occasion, Scandal star Tony Goldwyn stopped by the Oval Office for a visit. Obama has appeared on Saturday Night Live and a number…
By Sarah Freymiller

Robert Pattinson Attacked by Smurfs

My grandmother has never trusted the French, and, after what they did to Robert Pattinson on a magazine cover, I can see where she's coming from. When I first viewed this Première cover, I thought he was appearing to promote "Godzilla: Le retour du…
By Sarah Freymiller

Leo's GF Chooses Quantity Over Quality

Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriend, Toni Garrn, posted a photo of herself with six naked men on Instagram on Saturday. The 21-year-old Victoria's Secret model joked in the caption, "Mr @wattsupphoto has a strict #dresscode for his team." Rather than…
By Sarah Freymiller

This is What Requited Love Looks Like

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher went to Stagecoach Music Festival on Saturday, proving that they are officially gunning for the award for "Cutest and Most Well-Traveled Celebrity Couple, 2014." Accessorizing with sunglasses, her engagement ring, and…
By Sarah Freymiller