Full-time writer, part-time everything else. Martini drinker. Cake eater. Periodic misanthrope. At parties, you can find me in the corner, quietly judging you. Fiercely loyal until betrayed. Other interests include: revenge fantasies, binge watching great and/or horrifically bad TV, smelling my dog’s paws. Also cake eating, which I already mentioned, but IT’S CAKE so I’m saying it twice. Debut novel, Oh! You Pretty Things, is out April 14, 2015 from Dutton. Go buy it, duh.