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Big News Via Corny Instagram

by Lia Beck

Stacy Keibler is known for being a former pro wrestler and dating George Clooney, but now she has another credential to add to her resume: Corny pregnancy revealer. Stacy Keibler is pregnant and she revealed the news in the silliest way possible. Keiber posted a photo of a literal bun in a literal oven. Oh, and she also spoke to People magazine about it because that's what you do when you're known primarily for dating someone, but have still managed to keep people interested in your life.

This big news for Keibler comes only shortly after she got married in a surprise — only to people who weren't invited — wedding to tech entrepreneur Jared Pobre on March 8. The newlyweds told People of Keiber's pregnancy, "More blessings!! We’re an elated family-to-be!" with Pobre adding, "I’m extremely excited about starting a family and building a future with Stacy."

The magazine also interviewed the couple before their wedding and at that time Keibler said, "We’re really eager to start a family. Both Jared and I didn’t think that we were ever going to get married or have kids… When you meet the right person, everything changes." Sounds like! A marriage and a pregnancy that they openly confirmed (I'm looking at you, Mila Kunis) in one month — they're not wasting any time!

As for Keibler's big Instagram reveal, she wrote of the following picture, "Look what we've got cooking! A Bun'dle of love!"

I know this is the cheesiest thing that has even happened, but I love it. Just look how sad that bun looks! If she really wanted it to be cutesy cute, she would have baked a bun herself and it would be sitting there rising in a perfect little Pyrex dish. And the oven would be an retro one in a calming shade of pale yellow. But it is sooo much better this way with the cold onion roll surrounded by sterile stainless steel.

Her previous Instagram photo, posted only 10 hours earlier, showed this:

OH DEAR GOD! What is that a metaphor for?

Images: Stacy Keibler/Instagram