'Southern Charm' Season 2 Looks Dramatic

It’s been nine months since the first season of Bravo reality series Southern Charm drew to a close, and I have missed it dearly. So imagine the look on my face when a 30-second promo for the second season of Southern Charm popped up in the middle of a commercial break during Monday night’s Vanderpump Rules. If the promo is to be trusted, Season 2 looks like an outstanding dramafest. I am putting on my polo helmet now. Here's what I know after watching the sneak peek: Original Charmers Thomas Ravenel, Cameran Eubanks, Shep Rose, Whitney Sudler-Smith, and Craig Conover are back for Season 2, but glove maven Jenna King is not. Womp womp. Joining the main ensemble is Season 1 supporting cast member (and unofficial star of the show) Kathryn Calhoun Dennis and newbie Landon Clements.

And as for what I definitely do not know after watching the sneak peek? Oh, you bet I have questions:

• Who is Shep opening the door for?
• Might Shepard Rose be courting a new ladyfriend?
• Has Shepard Rose found ~tRuE LoVe~?
• Or does Shepard Rose moonlight as a chauffeur?
• I still want to be friends with Cameran. How do I make that happen?
• OoH, what’s the “Southern mischief”?!?!?!?
• Does the cast get really into playing the N64 game Mischief Makers ?
• What are Kathryn and Craig drinking? Looks delicious.
• Kathryn and Craig spent the night together on the beach???
• What the heck is going on?!?!?!?!
• Isn't Craig Mr. Bro Code?!
• Kathryn just hit Whitney????
• And Craig pulled Kathryn off of Whitney?????????????
• Where is T-Rav during this altercation????
• Am I going to be able to handle this season?
• Is it safe to assume I won't be able to handle this season?
• Is Patricia Altschul the best ever? (Answer: YES.)
• Does anyone slip and fall into that body of water?
• Wait, what about the new cast member?
• Why didn't Landon make the promo?
• Who has a time machine? I want to time-travel to March 16 so I can put the Season 2 premiere in my eyes.

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