I always feel like I'm gonna get thrown out [of celebrity parties]. Or it's going to turn out to be some, like, hidden-camera show. Like someone's gonna send me back to Tottenham.
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Maybe Rihanna can be in my squad! That would be really cool. Oh, god. She's life itself, isn't she?
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[Americans] have their own funky language for things like ... this is actually coriander, not cilantro. Your eggplants are actually aubergines.
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I went for a wee with Jennifer Aniston in New York. We went into the cubicles and sat down and I could hear her...pssssssst. Through the cubicle she said, ‘So how are you, honey?’ And I called her Rachel.
I have the passion to dance, I just don’t have the rhythm.
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If a man whistles at you, do not respond. You are a lady, not a dog.
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My motto is: you shouldn’t f*** me over.
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I have just joined Facebook. I’ve been stalking all of my ex-boyfriends’ new girlfriends. It’s brilliant.
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A drunk tongue is an honest one in my opinion.
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