The 15 Most Ridiculous Yet Iconic Quotes From Keeping Up With The Kardashians

KUWTK ends its 20-season run in 2021, but you’ll still be quoting this family a decade from now.

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The bigger the hoop, the bigger the ho.

—Khloé Kardashian

“Daddy is a singer, performer, artist. Mommy has so many talents I can’t even begin to name them.” —Kim Kardashian to North West (Season 16)

You’re doing amazing, sweetie.

—Kris to Kim (Season 4)

I’ll cry at the end of the day. Not with fresh makeup.


“Kim, there’s people that are dying.” —Kourtney Kardashian (Season 6)

No one can set Kim straight like Kourtney can.

“I don’t have any cell service here, and it’s making me have a rash.”


You’re acting like drunk slob-kabobs.


“Holding your pee is no way to live life.” —Kendall Jenner (Season 8)

Is she wrong though?

You know, I’ve realized that I’m probably just perfect, and it’s everybody else around me that’s got issues.

—Scott Disick (Season 10)

This is a case for the FBI.