14 Best Quotes & Moments From The Kardashians Series Premiere

Spoilers ahead for Season 1, Episode 1

Kim Kardashian on threats of new sex tape footage being released: “I have four f*cking kids. I can’t go through this again. I know the right attorneys this time, I know exactly what to do this time, I’m not gonna let this happen to me again. I have all the time, all the money, and all of the resources to burn them all to the f*cking ground.”

Kim on her Dancing With the Stars stint: “I don’t know why I did Dancing with the Stars. I sucked. Absolutely sucked. It’s just not me. If you know me, it’s not me.”

Khloé Kardashian on Kourtney’s ex Scott Disick: “I’ve gone to anger management over Scott. But somehow, Scott and I became besties and he really is like a brother to me. That being said, he does speak to me maybe a little more flirty than my real brother does. The whole thing is f*cking weird.”

Scott Disick on his relationships going forward: “If I love somebody, doesn’t matter their age.”

Producer: “Are you sure about that?”

Scott: “Not sure about that.”

Kourtney Kardashian on ex Scott Disick: “For so many years, Scott’s always gotten away with bad behavior and still been invited, and I don’t think that’s going to continue.”

Kourtney Kardashian on her romantic relationship: “Travis [Barker] is my boyfriend. He was one of my closest friends for probably eight years. Just us doing stuff on a friend level, we can just be ourselves.”

Kris Jenner on Kravis: “This is a relationship that I don’t think anybody saw coming because they’ve known each other for so long and they were such good friends.”

Khloé: “I definitely saw this coming.”

Khloé Kardashian on her relationship with Tristan Thompson: “Every day, he tries to show me that he’s a different person and I should have faith and trust him, but him and I have been through so much together that I have a lot of reservations. My guards are up ... and Tristan just wants to bear hug me.”

Kim Kardashian on Kanye West’s dream career: “Kanye wants to quit everything and just dedicate his life to being my stylist.”

Kim Kardashian on divorcing Kanye West: “We’re just trying to figure out how to be good parents to our kids together, how to be good friends to each other. Ultimate goal no matter what is just happiness and following that whatever it looks like.”

Kourtney Kardashian to Scott Disick (pictured here with new love interest Rebecca Donaldson) after he messaged her ex Younes Bendjima: “This is despicable.”

Kim Kardashian asking daughter North West about going down a slide: “Was it fun?”

North West: “No.”

Kim Kardashian on hosting Saturday Night Live: “Everyone around me is like, ‘You have to do this!’ And I get it, it’s so cool. But I’ve always put myself in these situations that I think I’m fulfilling other people’s dreams, honestly, of my mom’s.”

Kourtney Kardashian on Kim K’s SNL hosting gig: “Khloé and I are known to be the funny ones, but you know, Kim’s related to us, so I think she can be funny. I think she has it in her.”