Chanel Métiers d'Art Dallas Provides Us With 9 Instagram-Worthy Photos

The Chanel Métiers d'Art show took place in Dallas last night, and no, you weren't invited. But you should have been: Kristen Stewart was announced as the new face of the Métiers d'Art line; Karl Lagerfeld, André Leon Talley, and Anna Wintour squeezed into a vintage car together; Lagerfeld staged the screening of his "film," The Return, as though it took place at a vintage drive-through; all the obligatory celebrities looked gorgeous; and when else do you get the chance to see Chanel interpret Western wear? Here's what we all missed. Our Instagram accounts are the poorer for it.

Geraldine Chaplin got wild

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Jazz hands, smizing, amazing hair, the works.

These coats stole the show

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Of course, by “coats,” we mean “arm fur.”

Kristen Stewart tried out wide-legged leather trousers

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And covered her face with her hair; an ironic commentary on her new status as the “face” of Chanel?

A kid and a hot dad walked down the runway

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In Civil War era uniforms?

Our new boyfriend showed up

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Hi, sweetie! Did you lose our number?

Lauren Hutton posed on a car

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Proof that channeling Daisy Duke has no age limit.

We found our next Fourth of July outfit

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Patriotism doesn’t have to involve that hideous combination of red, white, and blue, says Karl.

Dakota Fanning looked ethereal

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Even in stripper-lite heels.

And Karl and Anna totally gossiped about somebody

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K-Stew’s pants? The hot dad? The fact that our invite got lost in the mail?