Rihanna's Insane Christmas Instagrams Vs. Busy Philipps' In the Battle of Celeb Holiday Cheer
I imagine one of the benefits of being wealthy is that you can give, and potentially receive, really spectacular Christmas presents. You can also spend loads on Christmas decorations, which is exciting, given that if I had an unlimited budget I'd wrap myself and everything I own in tinsel, and I don't even celebrate Christmas. However, not everyone knows how to properly display holiday cheer. Rihanna thinks holiday cheer is posting incessant and wholly depressing slews of Instagram photos showing all the free swag she got from designers. Can anyone say Grinch much?
On the other hand, Busy Philipps has gotten into the holiday spirit via artfully festive scenes, played out alongside her presents by mischievous elves and delicious dessert products. And it's glorious and makes Jews like me cry a little into our contraband Christmas stockings, because goddammit, you just can't do all that much, decoratively speaking, with a menorah or a Jewish star.
So here is you guide of "How To Christmas," brought to you by Rihanna and Busy Philipps. Take note children, Christmas is coming, and you don't want to get on Santa's naughty list for being greedy or boastful *hint hint*.