'Fifty Shades of Grey' Movie Better Not Have Any of These 7 Things

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I know that there are people out there who are unrestrainably excited for the release of the Fifty Shades of Grey movie. I just don't know them personally. For the rest of us non-Twilight-fan-fiction people, we have some basic requirements before we commit to seeing a movie that may or may not make Twilight look like Casablanca . Image: Ben Tavener via Flickr

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