Miley's Drunk Card Just Won Christmas

OK, I don't know if this is ACTUALLY Miley Cyrus' Christmas card, but either way, I have a few things to say about this image she randomly posted on Twitter last night: One, it's still better than the Kardashians' confusing Christmas card. Two, Miley Cyrus maybe celebrates Christmas a little differently than most of us! That's OK, though, to each their own.

That said, though, this little ode to a Miley Cyrus Christmas is pretty confusing, if only because there's just so much going on. Is that rabbit in the corner giving a bear fellatio? Is the bear kneeing the rabbit in the face? That random floating head in the other corner is clearly drunk to the point where it is barfing, but where does its digestive system go if it is just a floating head? How will it process all of that alcohol without a liver? QUESTIONS.

And furthermore, who else is reminded of one of those mind puzzles where you're supposed to report what you interpret the imagery to mean, and then the results tell you whether or not you're a psychopath or something like that? If I have absolutely no clue what's going on, does that mean that I'm just too old, or uncool?

You can check out the image below — maybe you'll have more luck than I did. So many questions. So few answers. At least Miley looks happy.

Image: MileyCyrus/Twitter