8 Beauty Products With Uncomfortable Names

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I've always wondered what it's like to name colors for a living. Is it an industry of failed poets who're just happy to be doing something with words? I don't think so. I think our namers-of-colors are people who despise both the English language and society. I think they hate words so much that they strive to combine them in the creepiest, punny-est, and most nonsensical ways ever. How else do we explain a culture in which "Wet Greyhound" is an appropriate name for a paint swatch? (True story.) How else do we make sense of a blush titled "Heartagram," or a nail polish called "Did You Ear About Van Gogh?" English majors of the world, unite. We need these jobs.

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