Ed Sheeran Passed Out by Jennifer Aniston's Pool & 6 Celebs Who Party Like They're in College
As the holidays roll in full force, many celebrate at office parties and family gatherings with champagne and wine in hand. And it looks like Ed Sheeran is down with that. The British pop star revealed that on Thanksgiving Eve he partied at Jennifer Aniston's with his pal Courteney Cox and proceeded to pass out by Jen's pool. Fun story, probably a rough hangover.
Once most of us graduate from college or are over the age of 23, our ability to hold a drink without a hangover decreases IMMENSELY. It happens to the best of us. We go out with our friends and dance the night away and OOPS you're texting your ex or falling asleep on the kitchen floor after deciding a pizza picnic at 3 a.m. is a great idea.
And as it turns out, celebrities are just like us when it comes to partying a little too hard. Grab the Ibuprofen and some fried eggs, here are seven of the funniest celebrity party stories.
Ed Sheeran Passed out at Jennifer Aniston’s Pool
On his imminent hangover from the Aniston bash, “I had drunk a bit too much and needed a time out, so I went down and laid on one of the beds outside by the pool and passed out there.”
We’ve all been there — except for the whole having celebrity friends and being invited to exclusive Thanksgiving Eve events in Malibu mansions.
Jennifer Lawrence Got Drunk With 'Vogue'
Sure, it’s basically the most-respected fashion magazine IN THE WORLD, but it’s Jennifer Lawrence and the girl is known for her lack of filter. “Should we just get drunk?” she asks reporter Jonathan Van Meter. Brilliance.
Star Trek Into Drunkness
Benedict Cumberbatch, Simon Pegg, Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto walk into a Hooters. No, that’s not the premise of a bad joke, it’s an actual thing that happened while filming Star Trek Into Darkness. The boys hit the town in San Francisco and by the looks of Simon Pegg on the following morning, they had quite a night.
Ke$ha Did What in Paris Hilton’s Closet?
I’m assuming it takes quite a lot for perennial partier Paris Hilton to be offended. Apparently Ke$ha out-did herself at Hilton’s home, “I got overexcited and ralphed in her closet. I thought it was a bathroom… and it just so happened not to be a bathroom. It was a closet… That kind of ended the relationship right there.”
Christina Aguilera Fell Asleep in Jeremy Renner’s Bed
She supposedly just showed up to Renner’s birthday party and then proceeded to pass out in the star’s bed. Renner claimed, “I run up and open the door and I’m like, ‘Um, hi. What are you doing?’ She just starts slurring. Her boyfriend [Matthew Rutler] was rubbing her back. Who comes to someone’s birthday party that they don’t know and gets in their bed?! My parents were there!”
Look, all anyone wants when partying too hard is a soft bed and someone to rub their back. We feel you, Xtina.
Glenn Close, Partygirl
Paul Rudd and Jason Segel Really Love You, Man
The two comedians/BFFs allegedly got high before doing an interview with Rotten Tomatoes UK while promoting their film I Love You, Man back in 2009. The poor interviewer tries to keep the guys on track, but he fails gloriously. The results are hilarious. Where are the Doritos? Show us your stuff.