In Honor Of 'Anchorman 2,' 10 Of The Best Judd Apatow Selfies
Look, guys, it's a slow news day. And on slow news days I often find myself endlessly scrolling through twitter, becoming passively enraged by a tweet here, mildly intrigued by a think-piece there. Mostly I find myself hung up on the tweet of one comedy icon or another, maybe wondering if someday some twenty-two year old girl or boy will stumble upon my selfies only to find themselves in a weird existential spiral of "oh god where does my future start" and "will Amy Poehler ever love me" and "I wonder if anyone will ever be my Dumbledore the way Judd Apatow is to Lena Dunham." This is definitely my own narcissism projecting onto other people's twitter output. But, like I said, it's a slow news day. So let's take a tour through Judd Apatow's best selfies. Because he's good at it, he takes a lot of them, and he's got a movie out right now that is kicking butt in the box office (what else is new?).
The Christmas Shopping Selfie
The look of benign terror. We feel you, Apatow.
The Larry King Selfie
Came with the caption ”Larry King and I have bonded. We shall eat frankfurters together every day at lunch forever.”
Yeah, sure, have your habitual lunches with famous people, Judd Apatow. Meanwhile a homeless man hit on me on my way to an open mic the other day.
The Covertly Balding Selfie
Rockin’ the bald spot with confidence. Respect.
The Confused London Selfie
Comes with the caption ”What side of the sidewalk do you walk on in England? Left or right?”
Everyone knows it’s neither, Apatow. You drive straight to Buckingham Palace and beg the Queen to commission a Marauders Harry Potter prequel, no walking necessary. God.
The Dental Selfie
A dinosaur costume or dental x-rays? Extremely disappointed that it’s not the former, Apatow.
The Post-Thanksgiving Christmas Selfie
“It’s everywhere. Happened overnight.” Posted Nov. 27.
The Serial-Killer-In-A-Bowtie Selfie
Maybe not meant to evoke serial killer vibes? Doesn’t stop it.
The Couples Selfie
Best marriage in comedy? Best marriage in comedy.
The Movie Premiere Selfie
Fills me with jealousy, and also with joy.
The Shameless Sex Appeal Selfie