There is rarely a day that goes by without a major Kylie Jenner rumor, but the one that's surfaced over the past few days about her being a bride-to-be have taken the cake in terms of dramatic speculation. As it turns out, Kylie Jenner is not engaged to Tyga. But I think that I already knew deep down that she wasn't, didn't you? According to Just Jared, the reality star explained during a live stream on her website with her sister Kim Kardashian, that Tyga's apparent utterance of having a fiance was because of this:
He was making fun of an Instagram that he posted like 30 minutes before. He knew there was this guy who was on Instagram, where he found this funny little video and it’s of this guy doing an interview and he’s like, "I don’t like nobody. I just play with my fiancee and my little dog."
So, now that that's out of the way, we can focus on the most important aspect of the live stream, which was clearly was when Kardashian told Jenner that she was essentially the new her. Us Weekly explains that because of Jenner's superior social media profiles, Kardashian has conceded her online kingdom to her youngest sibling.
How do you feel now that you have dethroned me? I love it, like, I love it. I need some time off. I mean honey, let’s be real, you’ve got to put in a few more years before you actually dethrone me. But I give my baton to you. Who better to pass on knowledge to my baby sister, rather than a random non-family member.
The only thing shocking about this statement is the fact that Yeezus' better half is giving up her top spot so easily. Because, really, this is the author of Selfish we're talking about. Then again, it isn't like we haven't all been talking about the rampant similarities between Kim and Kylie for months now. She's obviously in the know about her little sister's emerging power.
Here are the ways Jenner has been prepping for her impending rightful reign of Kardashian's kingdom:
Perfecting The Royal Side Profile Selfie
Because an average, run of the mill selfie does not get you to the top of the social media heap
...And The Universal Kissy Face Selfie
There is a protocol to follow. They don't make the rules, they just enforce them.
Continuing The Legacy Of Bathing Suit Modeling
Those girls are just always ready to swim.
Keeping Things Real And Relatable With Food Posts
Sometimes, it's hard to get on the Kardashian-Jenner level. You know, because not everyone takes exotic full-length body shots on a yacht. But everyone's gotta eat. Hence the vitality of these posts.
Making Sure The Mirror Selfie Game Is Strong
Just getting stronger, tbh.
The Acknowledgement Of The Wisdom Of Her Elders
*Bows at the altar of Kim*
Upholding The Sentiment That Family Matters
Especially in a public forum, and even more so when that family member just happens to be your lookalike.
Get ready fellow Americans. We're going to have a new social media monarch presiding over our Instagrams in the near future.