The both may be on career breaks, but their coupleship could be back in action. 2014, you're off to quite the start! Along with bodyguards, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were spotted Segwaying around Calabasas, CA on Thursday. Whether or not they Segwayed as lovers or as friends has yet to be determined (and I'll be waiting with bated breath until the verdict is revealed), but this is the first time they've hung out in a while. OOOOH!
The funniest detail? Allegedly, their bodyguards blocked the road. Sure, that may seem obnoxious to most, but I'm cackling at the thought of Segways holding up traffic. Segways move at about 12 mph and they're relatively compact modes of transportation. So how difficult is it to drive around a few Segways? I wasn't there, so I don't know. BUT maaaybe they weren't holding up traffic at all. Maaaybe the cars wanted to stay behind the parade. I know I'd be honored to be stuck behind a slow moving Segway caravan led by Bielena. I'd be laughing too hard to actually be mad. What a dream.
I've never taken a jaunt on a Segway, but this story inspired me to throw together a Segway mix tape. I make mix tapes for everything. A mix tape can make or break an experience. Even a Bielena Segway experience. If they could go back in time and listen to this playlist while they Segway, it'd really mean a lot to me. So, without further ado, I give you the Bielena Segway Mix Tape.
The Theme from "Rawhide"
"Roll Out (My Business)" by Ludacris
"Ridin' Dirty" Chamillionaire
"Rollin'" by Limp Bizkit
"Shut Up and Crash" by Rihanna and Gwen Stefani (Mashup)
"Proud Mary" by Creedence Clearwater Revival
"Drive" by Miley Cyrus
Time to put out some feelers re: the relationship!:
"Start Over" by Beyonce
"Together Again" by Janet Jackson
If those don't go over well:
"We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" by Taylor Swift
Ride or die, you guys. Ride. Or. Die.