7 Times Veronica Mars Was You At A Halloween Party

If there's one sassy private detective you want in your corner, it's Veronica Mars. The girl may be a master liar and can manipulate anyone into doing pretty much anything (hey, it's part of the job), but if there's one thing she's not, it's a fake — unless you take her to a costume party, of course. You may think a cynic like Veronica would be so over costume parties and Halloween, but if we learned anything from Veronica Mars, it's that this P.I. knows how to put together a truly amazing costume. Veronica doesn't shy away from the pop culturally relevant outfit, nor does she slap a pair of cat ears on and calls it a day. I mean, her '80s Madonna outfit for the school dance? Her Boris and Natasha couples costume with Logan? Girl really gets how to do Halloween right.

Of course, celebrating Halloween isn't all fun and games. I mean, mostly it is, but sometimes Halloween parties require just a touch of sass. That's where Veronica comes in, because while she may be a marshmallow, she definitely does not like a million questions about her Halloween costume. Here are quotes from Veronica herself that prove she's just like you when it comes to Halloween parties.

When Someone Shows Up Dressed Like A Clown

If it's not a scary clown costume, then really, what's the point?

When You See Someone In An Offensive Costume

Ugh, no. So much no.

When Your Friend Eats The Last Reese's Peanut Butter Cup

Umm... did she not even consider going halfies with you?! Rude.

When Everyone Keeps Getting Your Costume Wrong

No, you're not a teddy bear, you're a Wookie. It's from Star Wars. Get it?!?

Or Worse, When They Keep Asking What You're "Supposed To Be"

Dear God, does no one watch movies anymore? Has the internet ruined everything?

When Someone Asks If This Is The Sexy Version Of Your Costume

Umm, no, it's not.

When Someone Says They Love Your Costume (Because They Actually Understand What You Are)

You spent hours gluing faux fur to your suit to master this look, so it's about time someone acknowledged all of your efforts.

Now go forth and have the happiest Halloween, Veronica style.

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