In the wake of a certain high profile paparazzi dick pic, the company Clone-A-Willy (yes, that's their real name) has offered 1 million dollars to fabricate a Justin Bieber sex toy based on the singer's private parts. No doubt there are hundreds of thousands (if not millions) of Beliebers who would pay big bucks to slake their sexual thirst with a J-dawg dildo, but it's probably not in the cards for the mega star.
On the other hand, certain celebs (OK, mostly those in porn), feel no shame sharing (models of) their parts with the world at large. In fact, it would be a fool move if they didn't, because there's cash to be made in celebrity sex toys. How else can the regular folk fulfill their fantasies about having sex with a porn star (outside of holographic porn)?
Adult actresses have been in the "life-like replica" game for a while now, selling toys made to resemble every one of their orifices, but adult actors are in the game too. Unfortunately, they have far fewer body parts to offer to the world, so they have to really make their toys count. Here are five celebrity sex toys from some of your favorite porn stars, because this is as close as most of us are gonna get to their money makers.
1. Sasha Grey
You can buy a replica of Sasha's mouth and tongue, her entire genital region, or individual holes. Fans just can't seem to get enough of her.
2. Jenna Jameson
An adult film icon, Jenna has been bangin' in the industry since 1993, and you can buy a handy, transportable Fleshlight modeled after her vagina so you can come wherever you go.
Fleshlight Vulva, $85, babeland.com
3. Stoya
Like Jenna, the ridiculously charming Stoya also has her own Fleshlight model, and can be your travel companion, too.
4. James Deen
Stoya's ex BF, porn heartthrob James Deen has an 8 inch dildo molded directly from his glorious member, allowing all women to (almost) experience the real thing.
5. Ron Jeremy
OK, so not every lady is necessarily enticed by "The Hedgehog"'s looks, but he's kind of like porn's spirit animal, and his size is stupendous. If you're looking for something a little different, there's a 9.75 inch dildo modeled after Ron Jeremy's infamous trouser snake.
Editor's note: Since the publication of this article, James Deen has been accused of sexual assault by several women. He has responded by saying the allegations are false.
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