Alex Shibutani, ice dancer
We'd give them the online gold, though — in addition to individual Instagram accounts, they document their lives together on a YouTube channel.
Sarah Hendrickson, ski jumper
At 19, she'll make you feel like you're not accomplishing anything with your life. But her feed, with photos of her training regiment, her adventures, and her cat are too adorable for us to really care.
Here's hoping that the 2013 world champion recovers from her knee injury in time to compete in the first ever Olympic women's ski jump competition in Sochi.
Gracie Gold, figure skater
Emily Cook, aerial skier
Secret reason to follow the worldwide number two-ranked freestyle aerialist: adorable grams of her St. Bernard, who you can also follow @berkeleypup. And also badass photos of her flipping 50 feet in the air. But mostly the puppy.
Lolo Jones, bobsled
Jones has already been to two Olympics, in Beijing and London. That's right — she went to the summer games, just missing a medal last summer in the 100m hurdles.
But just for fun, she also took up bobsledding in 2008 — and was named to the national team in 2012. It's still unclear if this brakeman will be going to Sochi, but we're hoping she will, just for the selfies.
JR Celski, speed skater
Celski finished with two bronzes in Vancouver after suffering a gruesome injury at the 2010 Trials. This year, he's completely healthy and has qualified in all three short-track events.
Hannah Teter, snowboarder
Other websites have already sung the praises of this gold medal snowboarder's feed, but we appreciate it for reasons besides her sexy selfies.
Although male athletes may seem to have the market cornered on impressive snowboarding pictures, Teter matches their every move, and then goes to NYC to shoot a commercial for Shesheido. Feminism in action.
Bradley Wilson, freestyle skier
Older brother Bryon may be favored to win a medal in the moguls, but he only has a Twitter (without a profile picture!).
Emilia Wint, slopestyle skier
Dustin Brown, hockey player
This LA Kings right wing hasn't posted since last March, but he holds the distinction of being the only Sochi-bound men's hockey player who 'grams.
Jessie Diggins, cross-country skier
This year, Diggins teamed up with Kikkian Randall to win the team sprint at the World Championships.
But is her charming Instagram feed a greater accomplishment? Probably not, though she does post some great selfies.
Find even more athletes on Twitter and other social media through #RoadtoSochi.