If the mere thought of scouring Black Friday sale aisles in search of the perfect holiday gift for every friend and family member gives you heart palpitations, then girl, you're not alone. That's why this year I propose we take a little yuletide edge off, abandon the futile search for the "perfect" gift, and go for one of these funny gift ideas instead. Honestly, there's no better gift than the gift of laughter, and any of these options are sure to keep you and your loved ones laughing all year long.
No matter the type of humor, these funny gifts offer something for everyone. Shopping for your favorite foul-mouthed home cook? Look no further than the hilarious blog-turned-cookbook Thug Kitchen's second installment titled, Thug Kitchen Party Grub: For Social Motherf*ckers. Searching for some toilet humor? Beeline it straight for the "Coffee makes me poop" mug. Does vodka and a good pun give grandma the giggles? Well, then you might want to consider a gift basket of sorts, complete with SKYY Holidayy Sweater vodka, and a personalized copy of Tequila Mockingbird: Cocktails With A Literary Twist.
From slapstick to sarcastic to silly, these 30 funny holiday gift ideas will surely put a smile on anyone's face. And that my friends, is priceless.
This book recaps everything anyone would ever want to know about Hillary Rodham Clinton — in haiku form of course.
You need these Broad City saint candles in your life. And so does everyone you know.
3. Coffee Makes Me Poop Mug
For all those early morning birds with "regular" routines.
A public service announcement for anyone who's ever had an online dating profile.
Help guide the lives of your loved ones with this magic eight ball that houses silly cat-themed sayings like "Lose the cattitude" and "I knead you."
The potty-mouthed pair behind the hilarious blog-turned-cookbook Thug Kitchen are back with their second installment of bomb-ass plant-based recipes, but this time they're dropping their herbivorous knowledge on partygoers. From deviled chickpea bites to Mexican lasagna, Thug Kitchen Party Grub includes dozens of healthy recipes to please any foul-mouthed crowd.
This custom-made mousepad is the perfect gift for when you want to say, "Girl, you're not alone."
This throw pillow is the perfect gift for your kale-loving friend. (You might want to throw some dental floss into the mix as well.)
Thanks to this funky head girl spoon rest, your favorite home cook can rest her spoons in style.
This DIY kit includes everything you'll need to create the perfect Friday night — embroidery needle, embroidery floss, cotton fabric with printed design, embroidery hoop, stitch guide, and sewing instructions. Party on.
Did you know that Bill Murray once agreed to voice the part of Garfield because he mistakenly believed it was a Coen brothers film? Learn about that and so much more in what has been described as an "extended biographic love letter of sorts."
What better way to count down the days until Christmas than with 24 shots of hand-selected award-winning whiskey?
For the cat lovers who wear their emotions on their sleeve — or sweatshirt.
14. SKYY Holidayy Sweater Vodka
Vodka already makes you feel warm and fuzzy, so you might as well throw in a cozy holiday sweater to boot.
SKYY Holidayy Sweater Vodka, $18.99, Available nationwide wherever SKYY Vodka is sold
Eat, drink, collect cats, and be merry this holiday season.
Featuring cocktails like The Last of the Mojitos and Love in the Time of Kahlúa, Tequila Mockingbird is the perfect gift for any booze-loving book nerd.
17. Bad Karma Sauce
Not all karma is created equal — but some of it is delicious! Like this aromatic butternut squash-based hot sauce with sweet accents of honey and ginger.
For that friend who once woke up wearing a shirt as pants.
This snarky-sleek bottle opener is so thin, it'll easily slide into any wallet or pocket. The perfect gift for that booze-enthused cynic in your life.
For anyone who struggles with words in the a.m., this coffee cup cozy will do the talking for them.
Send some punny holiday greetings this year with these clever food and beverage-themed prints created by Brooklyn-based illustrator Merrily Grashin.
For the hangover-prone, give the gift of rainbows and sunshine — and fried chicken. Seriously, don't forget the fried chicken.
What better way to express eternal love than with a homemade egg? This teflon-coated gift makes (love)ly cookies and pancakes, too!
Your geek chic friend will love waking up with this hanging robot tea cup infuser made of 100 percent stainless steel. And it's dishwasher safe!
This is the little yellow book of "everything you need to know to assess, understand, and improve a hangover" including comfort food recipes, graphic tests, and progress tracking quizzes.
For that lovable chilihead in your life.
This little book of beautifully illustrated puns by artist Frida Clements is the perfect anecdote to taking anything too seriously. "Like puns? That's coo, says the pigeon. Hate puns? Birch, please."
28. There's A Map For That Necklace
Good news! Now you can wear your wanderlust on your sleeve — or better yet, around your neck. This statement necklace is the perfect gift for that special travel addict in your life.
A necessity for any urban Jedi tea party. Not only does this ceramic teapot hold tea, it also pours tea! And it's seriously adorkable.
These dishwasher-safe trays carry the official design of the New York City Health Department restaurant ratings. Consider playing it safe, and giving the gift of an A — or make a statement with a B.
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