The Best Beards of the 2014 Golden Globes

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The Best Beards of the 2014 Golden Globes

Noticing a certain hairiness to the Golden Glones red carpet? That's probably because a lot of people are hella hairy. Not the women, of course — because society is dumb, natch — but the men were rocking some serious face fur. So let's explore it.

Chris Hemsworth

Tall, Australian, stubbled.

Michael B. Jordan

*Gutteral noises* Michaeeeel

Aaron Paul

Good grooming, bitch.


A friend told me tonight that Usher has smurf-face. Now I can’t unsee it.

Leonardo DiCaprio

With those steely Oscar-coveting eyes.

Adam Scott

Chiwetel Ejiofor

I just wanna crawl up and take a nap in it.

Liev Schreiber

Stubbling all over the place.

Matthew McConaghey

He may have lost a lot of weight for Dallas Buyers Club, but he did not lose the ability grow mad great beard.

I apologize for that joke.


Bono, being Bono.

Michael Fassbender

Ah, Fassbender. Such ginger.

Ed O'Neill

Very seasoned stubble.

Judd Apatow

A good couple, and a good beard.

Kunal Nayyar

Subtle, but there.

Chris Pine

I mean just….damn. Work that splash of silver, Pine.

(I did not mean for that to sound as dirty as it did. But I’ll take it)