The Best Beards of the 2014 Golden Globes

Noticing a certain hairiness to the Golden Glones red carpet? That's probably because a lot of people are hella hairy. Not the women, of course — because society is dumb, natch — but the men were rocking some serious face fur. So let's explore it.

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Chris Hemsworth

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Tall, Australian, stubbled.

Michael B. Jordan

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*Gutteral noises* Michaeeeel

Usher

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A friend told me tonight that Usher has smurf-face. Now I can’t unsee it.

Leonardo DiCaprio

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With those steely Oscar-coveting eyes.

Chiwetel Ejiofor

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I just wanna crawl up and take a nap in it.

Liev Schreiber

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Stubbling all over the place.

Matthew McConaghey

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He may have lost a lot of weight for Dallas Buyers Club, but he did not lose the ability grow mad great beard. I apologize for that joke.

Michael Fassbender

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Ah, Fassbender. Such ginger.

Judd Apatow

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A good couple, and a good beard.

Chris Pine

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I mean just….damn. Work that splash of silver, Pine. (I did not mean for that to sound as dirty as it did. But I’ll take it)