Noticing a certain hairiness to the Golden Glones red carpet? That's probably because a lot of people are hella hairy. Not the women, of course — because society is dumb, natch — but the men were rocking some serious face fur. So let's explore it.
Tall, Australian, stubbled.
Michael B. Jordan
*Gutteral noises* Michaeeeel
Good grooming, bitch.
A friend told me tonight that Usher has smurf-face. Now I can’t unsee it.
With those steely Oscar-coveting eyes.
I just wanna crawl up and take a nap in it.
Stubbling all over the place.
I apologize for that joke.
Bono, being Bono.
Ah, Fassbender. Such ginger.
Very seasoned stubble.
A good couple, and a good beard.
Subtle, but there.
I mean just….damn. Work that splash of silver, Pine.
(I did not mean for that to sound as dirty as it did. But I’ll take it)