Are Jane Krakowski and Judy Greer Sisters as the Tropicana Ads Suggest?
You might be wondering the answer to this question after seeing Tropicana's new commercial, in which the duo discuss whether or not they look like sisters. So, are the two funny ladies related? NO. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Tell your friends to tell their friends to tell their friends to tell the world... NO. Nein. Niente. Nullus. Aucun. Nao. Geen. Uh-uh. Nope. Never. ERRONEOUS. Wrong. Wrong-o. Not true. False. Incorrect. Fallacious. Inaccurate. Of course, not. Humans? Yes. Sisters? No. Females? Yes. Sisters? No. Blondes? YES! SISTERS?! NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Am I sure? Yes, I'm SURE! Don't let your mistrust of Tropicana cloud your usual good judgement, people. These actresses are NOT related, not at all! Sure they may look vaguely similar with their slim builds, blonde hair, and light eyes but then again so does every other actress ever.
Take a step back and look at what you've done. You let a TROPICANA commercial consume your thoughts and fool you. Your orange juice has now asserted it's intellectual dominion over you, it's consumer — this can not happen. We can not let an acidic drink rule the world! Don't fall for this kind of deceitful, disingenuous Tropicana trickery! Stand tall and proclaim that you know that NO, Judy Greer was NOT born of the same womb as Jane Krakowski. Fact check, People! Don't fall victim to Tropicana ever again.