To all of you out there that make jokes about how Kris Jenner is more of a manager than a mother and how she uses her children as cash cows and how she probably keeps Google Alerts set for them because they're more her business than her kids, then you can just shut up because Kris Jenner has set the record straight. Kris Jenner does use Google Alerts to keep track of her children and she said so herself. This is monumental. This is like in 8 Mile when Eminem was all, "I am white. I am poor. I'll say it myself so you don't have to!" and left the other rapper speechless to get booed off the stage. Yep, this is just like that, so go ahead and take yourself off the proverbial stage (Twitter) because Kris Jenner just bested you.
Jenner spoke with Australian radio show 2DayFM about how she keeps track of her family. "I do have Google Alerts, because sometimes that's how I keep track of these kids, because they're everywhere." It's basically like she pulled on her over-sized hoodie, said "I am a momager. I do use new technological advances to know what my children/businesses are up to," and then dropped the mic at your feet.
She went on to say, "If I don't have my little Google Alert every morning, how am I going to keep up with these Kardashians?" Oh gawd. "Keep up with these Kardashians?" Are the sentences that come out of Kris Jenner's mouth formatted for SEO now? They probably are and she probably loves it. You see, she said the comment about Google Alerts, something that would further her momager role and which people would surely cling onto, and she momanaged to seamlessly work in a promotional line about her show at the same time. Now we all want to watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians and 8 Mile simultaneously while online shopping the Kardashian Kollection for Sears. Ah! Kris Jenner such powers you have!