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Jewel Will Be a Reality TV Judge For...

by Kate Ward

The Sing-Off, NBC's beloved bastard child of The Voice, will be returning for a fourth season with a new face. Singer Jewel, she of small hands and ample breasts that she will regularly tell you about, is filling in for Sara Bareilles as judge for the a capella competition.

Jewel joins fellow judges Ben Folds (also known as reality TV's best judge — eat your heart out, Simon Cowell) and Shawn Stockman (also known as one of the boys that became men from Boyz II Men). Nick Lachey will also be returning to The Sing-Off as host, meaning he continues to not stay out of it, despite our wishes.