If She Could Get Away With It, Chelsea Handler Would Murder Her Father

She's already an open book, so when Huffington Post asked Chelsea Handler to participate in their #nofilter series, she was completely on board. Just when we thought the comedian couldn't get any more honest, she did. And it was a little bit scary. She even said she would kill her own father if she could get away with it. So on that note, here are the top most salacious moments from HuffPo's interview with Chelsea Handler.

She Has No Sense of Privacy

"I promise, I pretty much do everthing I shouldn't be doing in front of other people," Handler said. "Like sometimes I take a razor to my face and take off the blond fuzzies. And I'll do that at work, in front of people and people are like, "That's really something you should do at home." And I'm like, "Why would I do it at home where no one can see me?"

She's an Elaborate Liar

"I lie all the time. It depends on what I'm trying to get out of. Oh, oh! I was in Barcelona and this guy had come to see me from London and I lied to him about having to go to a friend's surprise party in Barcelona ... I don't have any friends in Barcelona. I made up her name -- her name became Vivian -- and she had a husband and she had a daughter by the end of the trip named Molly. All of this to get out of going to dinner with somebody. And my friends were like, 'You know you can just say you don't want to go to dinner, you don't have to make up an entire family?' But I was like, 'It's just easier that way.'"

She Wants to Kill Her Father

"Murder. Yeah, I'd murder my father," the late night host divulged. There's an age demo and he's outlived it. If I could murder him and get away with it, or not murder him, but euthanize him, than I would. He's not bringing any joy to anyone."

She Doesn't Obey Airplane Regulations

When asked if she reclines her seat in airplanes (who thinks of these questions?!), the comedian said, "Yes! Before takeoff. You should recline your seats before takeoff and turn on all of your electronics."

She Hates iPhones

"I think iPhones are overrated right now. iPhones are a pain in the ass. They're really annoying, they keep spelling things differently for me, they're not picking up my spelling habits ... they're not picking up any of my habits. Everyone is talking about how great the iPhone is, but it's like I can double-check people, I'm on three-way chats that I never even wanted to be on and it's causing a lot of problems in my life."

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