'Jersey Shore's Jwoww is Having a Girl, Who Probably Won't Get Away With Much
Good luck, little lady, your mama has seen it all. The Jersey Shore star announced on Wednesday that her little bundle of joy with fiancé Roger Mathews is going to be the apple of mama's eye. JWoww is having a girl. She's excitedly been keeping fans posted during her pregnancy, and can now start happily buying little pink rhinestone and leopard-print dresses. Jenni Farley was "super excited and super emotional" when she found out the gender, Us Weekly reports.
I personally think that JWoww is going to be an excellent mom, and will be able to relate to her daughter in many ways, and will carefully inspect (and voice her opinion on) every boy her daughter brings home.
Clearly, the first-time-mom's little girl will be brought up to be no pushover, judging from a funny (but fake) sonogram she posted on Twitter.
Aww. I think that JWoww Jr. (catchy, huh?) will have a loving, fun and happy life ahead of her. And maybe she and little Lorenzo will indeed be besties and frolic together during summers on the Jersey Shore... but if they're ever caught in a hot tub together, heads will roll. Namely, Lorenzo's.