'Girls' Hannah, Shosh, Marnie & Jessa Offer Their Thoughts on The Grammys
So, it's award season. This now means that you have to make the heart wrenching decision on which show(s) you're going to have to DVR and watch at a later date (or just like, later). Being slotted at 9pm, Girls is unfortunately smack dab in the middle of every award show ever. Let's face it, it's a hell of a lot easier on your DVR to record a half hour of television rather than three hours-- you're being economical, it's okay. So do you think the Girls themselves watch the Grammys? We'd like to imagine that they do (well, we know at least Shosh does).
Here's our machinations of the 'Girls' reaction to the Grammys:
Shosh IS SO TOTES #excited. Bruno Mars AND Katy Perry are performing-- what is this, like, Heaven?! She's def gunna call up her bestie Radika, drink a few wine coolers (not too many, it's a school night, obvi) and drool over all the hotties. Maybe she'll indulge in some low calorie snacks to cope if Taylor Swift doesn't win any awards. But she isn't like, fat or anything.
Jessa is NOT excited. She may or may not smoke weed and watch it with Shoshanna ironically if she can't find anything better to do, but she is so totally uninterested. The kinds of music Jessa enjoys cannot be gratified by some stupid gold gramophone, her music stands alone. Besides, the music in recent years has been piss poor and she could care less about seeing some celebrity strut around in a dress that was probably made by some poor little children in a sweatshop somewhere or like by unpaid fashion interns. Total bullocks.
Marnie is so over The Grammys because it's about music and Charlie sang music and he freakin' broke her heart, okay? So she's not gunna go over Shoshanna's for her stupid little Grammys party as they all gush over the hot guys because she hates guys right now. She's going to sit home in her bedroom and eat cake with her hands and cry as she pretends like she's not watching the Grammys but lets be honest, she wasn't going to miss Jay and Bey perform, what is she insane? No, Charlie would think she was, but she's not. SHE'S NOT.
Hannah like, isn't so sure if she should like the Grammys, ya know? She definitely does but she thinks it may be a guilty pleasure based on what her friends think. Like she loves Tay and she loves Bey but she definitely doesn't support all of the red carpet critique, it's dehumanizing and strips people of their dignity. Maybe she'll just go to Shosh's and watch because she's a good friend and she knows Marnie and Jessa are gunna be really mean about it, and she's definitely not mean.