Stassi Of 'Pump Rules' Has A Mardi Gras Float

This Mardi Gras, a certain Pinot Grigio-swilling Vanderpump Rules star will spend the holiday in her hometown of New Orleans. And during said visit, she will climb aboard a moving bedecked platform, cruise down the streets of the Big Easy, and toss beads to the drunken masses. Yes, Stassi Schroeder will be on a Mardi Gras float (h/t BravoTV.com). Thursday, the Straight Up With Stassi host announced via Instagram post that she will be part of the Krewe of Tucks parade on Feb. 6. She added that she “designed the costumes & they may or may not be Chanel themed.” Welp, I'm already dying to see photos of the Stassinator’s Scream Queens-ified float. Don’t pay me any mind as I impatiently drum my fingers on my desk for the next week.

If you follow the Schroeds on social media and/or listen to her podcast, then the Chanel-inspired ‘stumes should not be too big a surprise; Stassi's feelings about Scream Queens and Emma Roberts's Chanel Oberlin mirror my own feelings aboutPump Rules (i.e., she's shamelessly obsessed). The Krewe of Tucks parade won't be the Bravolebrity's first foray into dressing up like a character from the Fox horror-comedy. Last Halloween, the Pump Rules star channeled the Kappa Kappa Tau president to icy perfection.

Stassi Schroeder. A Mardi Gras float. Costumes inspired by the ruthless glamazons of Scream Queens. What a world!

I cannot wait to see what Stassi came up with. I wonder if she stuck with the Chanels' pastel color scheme, or if she opted to go with a royal purple, emerald, and gold color palette? (It is Mardi Gras, doye.) Like, I’m picturing a bright green feathered skirt and a rich marigold faux angora fur coat right now and I am into it.

Oh! And in lieu of pearls, there could be a rhinestoned shot glass attached to a string of plastic beads. Wow. Wowowowowow. It all sounds so glamorous. The mere thought of this imaginary outfit gives me chills.

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