The 18 Best ‘Happy Gilmore’ Quotes, Ranked

Twenty years ago, that’s right — two decades ago — Adam Sandler released a little movie called Happy Gilmore. The film, which grossed $41.2 million, became an instant classic for '90s kids. Many of us, myself included, spent the latter part of the '90s quoting Happy Gilmore and consistently rewatching it. In fact, I know most of the film word for word. In honor of Happy Gilmore ’s 20th anniversary I'm counting down the best 18 quotes of the movie. It certainly offers no shortage of amazing one liners.

For those of you who need a quick refresher, Happy Gilmore is about a die-hard hockey fan who turns to golfing for money in order to save his grandma’s house from being repossessed by the government. Along the way he meets a girl (Julie Bowen), makes some enemies (Shooter McGavin) and gets the crap beat out of him by Bob Barker. Also, Ben Stiller makes what I believe to be the best cameo of all time. If it’s been a long time, I suggest you use the cold weather as an excuse to stay in and re-watch. Trust me, it’s worth it, ya jackass!

Happy anniversary, Happy!

18. "I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the worst. You're very good-looking. I'm not attractive." — Happy Gilmore

thupten tashi on YouTube

17. “Hey, why don't I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? I just may! What'd ya say?” — Happy Gilmore

Movieclips on YouTube

16. “It's all in the hips. It's all in the hips. It's all in the hips.” — Chubbs

15. "Just tap it in. Just tap it in. Give it a little tappy. Tap Tap Taparoo.” — Happy Gilmore

14. “What? Friends listen to ‘Endless Love’ in the dark.” — Happy Gilmore

randomPrecision27 on YouTube

13. “Now you’ve had enough, bitch.” — Bob Barker

12. “Why you don't you just go HOME? That's your HOME! Are you too good for your HOME? ANSWER ME!” — Happy Gilmore

11. “Damn you people. Go back to your shanties.” — Shooter McGavin

10. “Mister! Mister! Get me outta here!” — Crazy Old Lady

Kimberly J on YouTube

9. “You suck, ya Jackass” — Jeering Fan

Dynomite Rico on YouTube

8. “You’re in my world now, grandma.” — Orderly Nurse

7. “If I saw myself in clothes like that I’d have to kick my own ass.” - Happy Gilmore

GHMW on YouTube

6. “Hey, my girlfriend is dead, you know. She fell off a cliff and died on impact.” — Happy Gilmore

Nick Mooney on YouTube

5. “I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!” “You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?” — Shooter McGavin & Happy Gilmore

4. “My fingers hurt” “Oh, well, now your back's gonna hurt, 'cause you just pulled landscaping duty.” — Old Lady & Orderly Nurse

iasthai18 on YouTube

3. “You could trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up!” — Orderly Nurse

2. “You’re gonna die, clown!” — Happy Gilmore

1. "The price is wrong, bitch" — Happy Gilmore

Images: Happy Gilmore/Screenshot; Giphy (10)