BCBG Max Azria Fall 2014 Might Save Our Lives With Vintage-Inspired Furs and Massive Coats

Apparently the polar vortex has been on everybody's mind lately. Thursday morning's BCBG Max Azria Fall 2014 show offered up the type of thing we'd be desperately happy to have on, oh, a spontaneous expedition to Antarctica — cozy muffs, oversized jackets, and fur, fur, fur.

Here, 17 looks guaranteed to keep us alive, should we ever attempt a neo-Shackleton expedition to the real down under.

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Who needs blankets, pillows, or central heating when you have a sweater like this?

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There’s something kind of indulgent — and wildly delusional — about a fur ruff paired with bare arms.

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It’s not traditionally pretty, but it’ll keep our heart rates high.

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An oversized muff screams, “These hands have never had to work a day — or send a text — in their lives, baby.”

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Fur, leather, and asymmetrical hemlines to keep the blood moving.

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Who knew beige + gray could be so thoroughly not boring? That deep V neckline, however, will have to go. Brr.

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When blankets become coats, all is well with the world.

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Muffs to save us from frostbite, clingy gowns to make the polar bears stare.

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Southwestern flair can’t keep this explorer down.

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Leather a little chilly against your skin? That’s what long-sleeved white t-shirts are for.

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C u on the ski slopes.

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You’ll blend right in with a snow-covered forest — and all the surrounding wildlife.

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Almost as good as your grandma’s fur-collared camel coat. Almost.

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Warm, fashionable, and able to provide a decent amount of protection from falling icicles.

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And if you choose only one piece of clothing with which to survive the polar vortex, make it this monstrously chic fur.