‘Mean Girls’ Vinyl Figurines Finally Exist, So Go Put On Your Finest Pink Polo To Celebrate

On Wednesday, Funko Pop! Vinyl wore pink, er, shared an extremely grool announcement on its blog: The company behind those adorable pop culture-inspired vinyl figures will release a Mean Girls toy collection this May. Four of the characters from Tina Fey’s 2004 comedy have been immortalized in cold, shiny, hard plastic: Cady Heron (Lindsay Lohan), Regina George (Rachel McAdams), Gretchen Wieners (Lacey Chabert), and Karen Smith (Amanda Seyfried) are now figurines. And duh, all four of the plastic Plastics are sporting their Hump Day best.

Am I already obsessed with these Mean Girls toys, you ask? Uh, is Regina George’s hair full of secrets? Uh, did Amber D’Alessio make out with a hot dog that one time? Uh, is Jason such a skeeze?

I hope this is just the beginning of the Mean Girls Pop! Vinyl line. There could be a Janis Ian figurine. A Damian Leigh figurine. A Ms. Norbury figurine. A Kevin Gnapoor figurine. A Principal Duvall figurine. An Aaron Samuels figurine. A Mrs. George figurine. Holy Kalteen Bars, a Mrs. George statuette has got to happen. The miniature velour sweatsuit and the miniature tray of virgin cocktails and the miniature feather boa-wearing Chihuahua would be the fetchest of the fetch.

Aw, would you look at that precious Burn Book? I bet its teeming with only the most adorable nuggets of gossip.

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