Coffee: savior of the morning, master of the mid-afternoon lull, and staff of life. If you can't live without the java, these eight hilarious comics about coffee totally understand where you're at. The artist Landysh illustrated coffee quotes that will ring too true for any diehard coffee drinker. But beware, because they will make you want another steaming cup right now!
Starting the day off with a strong cup of joe is no longer an option for me — it is a morning necessity. When my alarm goes off, I drag myself out of bed and immediately into the kitchen. The alluring aroma wafts out from the bag and tickles my nose with the promise of caffeine and energy. As the bitter bean juice brews and drips into the pot at an agonizingly slow pace, I cannot contain my excitement. My very being screams, “I need it now!”
Perhaps I am a tad addicted to coffee, but jitters aside, there are not enough good things that can be said about this delightful drink. Coffee just makes everything better. Coffee is the gasoline that fuels your human car. No matter if you like to dress it up in a Caramel Cocoa Cluster Frappuccino, or like to slurp it down the Australian way in a velvety Flat White, iced or hot, sugar or black, coffee always does the trick.
Without coffee in the morning divorce rates would spike by 20 percent, I'm certain. So pay tribute to this perfect drink by enjoying these awesome quotes about coffee:
1. An Eloquent Poem To Describe My Feelings When Waking Up
I cherish you. Please don't ever leave me.
Your Faithful Servant
2. Coffee Is A Superhero's Secret
And with no coffee, I can't even get out of bed.
3. Coffee To The Rescue
Sometimes you just have one of those 10 espresso days, man.
Why not both? Drink the coffee first to get the 100 milligrams of caffeine and then follow that with a cup of tea to dip your cookies in. Perfect!
5. The Co-Dependent Relationship
If only. Then I'd never run out.
6. Science For Coffee Drinkers
And we might need some soil and sun to grow the beans as well. Also, we need to roast and grind the beans. And then we should make a filter and, oh never mind, let's just go to the nearest coffee shop.
7. The Golden Rule
It's just not possible. I wouldn't even know where I put my laptop... or my sanity.
8. My First Thought OF The Day
If you need me, I'll be at the local Starbucks ordering a Trenta and guzzling down all 31-ounces faster than you can say, well... coffee.
Images: Courtesy of Landysh/Lingvistov