This Will Wake You Up Faster Than Coffee

You may not wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy, but you can wake up feeling something orgasm, that is. Hitting snooze may be a thing of the past with the advent of the Wake Up Vibe, a new alarm clock-cum-vibrator for women. You program a wake up time, slip it into your underwear, and when morning comes hopefully you will too, thanks to the device's six different vibration settings.

This sounds like a delightful way to wake up on the right side of the bed. That is, if you can sleep with a hypoallergenic silicone device in your underwear all night. And if you're sleeping in underwear. The product's website claims that the Wake Up Vibe is "shaped to the curves of a female body" so even if you toss and turn all night, the device will stay in place. Better yet, the product comes with a blindfold, so you'll be sure to get a good night's sleep before your sexy morning surprise.

The sleek and compact curved sex toy comes in pink, purple, or black, easily matching your pajama panties of choice. It has rechargeable batteries and can also be used at your leisure, not just when it's programmed to wake you up.

The Wake Up Vibe sells internationally for around $100, and while an alarm clock and a vibrator can both be purchased for less, why not have it all?

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