Shoshi Oylmpics Starring 'Girls' Shoshanna Is Here Thanks to Genius Of One Timely Tumblr

The Internet is all about alternate universes. "What if Buffy Summers had existed within the same universe as Harry from One Direction?" "What if Panem had Jon Stewart as a satirist of their dystopian lives?" "What if Walter White could watch himself lose the Emmy?" It's also, at times, a place for surrealist art. Sometimes, as if kismet, these two collide. Such is the case with the great new tumblr "Shoshigames," which takes the Sochi 2014 Winter Olympics and plops in Shoshanna from Girls . Because why not?

You should really go to for the full experience, but we've put a few of our favorite moments from it into a slideshow, accompanied by (what else?) quotes from Shoshanna Shapiro herself.

Images: Tumblr


“I may be deflowered – but I am not devalued.”

You Got That Right

“I think it’s time to unchoose some of those choices.”


“What’s a butt plug?”

Curling is Sexy

“Basically it’s been a very sexually adventurous time for me. I’m alternating nights of freedom with nights of academic focus. So at the end of my senior year I will have had both experiences while also still being super well prepared for the professional world.”

Def, Shosh. Def.

“I feel like my bandana collection is like my most developed collection.”

Praise Be

“I thank the higher powers for all the gifts that I have already received, like a keen mathematical mind and fairly fast-growing hair.”

(Head over to Shoshigames to see the rest)