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11 Fall 2014 Trends We're Dreading from New York Fashion Week Runways

We love fashion, but we don't love all fashion. Every time fashion week rolls around, there are certain looks that we chirpily refer to as "conceptual!" and "daring!" but what we really mean is "No, no, no, no, no!" Here are 11 trendy bandwagons we just can't force ourselves to climb on.

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by Tori Telfer

Shinguards

None of us are professional athletes, so why pretend?!

Alexander Wang Fall 2014 RTW

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Clumpy bangs

Keeping our bangs looking good is hard enough as it is without purposefully making them look bad.

Anna Sui Fall 2014 RTW

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Monk/cult fashion

Okay, so we haven’t left the house all February, but that doesn’t mean we have to dress like societal outcasts! *gets hysterical*

Creatures of the Wind Fall 2014 RTW

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This thing

Yeah, NOPE. But Miley Cyrus will love it.

Jeremy Scott Fall 2014 RTW

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Wearing our sports bras outside

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Totally sheer tops sans bra

Have you ever been on a subway in regular clothes? The creepers don’t need more to look at.

Michael Kors Fall 2014 RTW (oh, and Kendall Jenner)

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Men in outerwear + Birkenstocks

Nobody wants to see a man’s toenails in the dead of winter.

Michael Kors Fall 2014

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Suede

Stop trying to make suede happen!

Alexander Wang Fall 2014

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Head to toe leopard

It’s not so much “rawr” as “nawr.” (Oh!)

Naeem Khan Fall 2014 RTW

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White turtlenecks

Maybe we’ll be singing a different song by Fall 2014, since everyone seems to be wearing them, but we can’t shake their homeschool potluck connotations.

Ralph Lauren Fall 2014 RTW

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Sweaters that will eat us

We want to live, we want to li-i-i-i-ive!

The Row Fall 2014 RTW

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