Cynthia Rowley's Flask Bangle: the Bracelet That Will Get You Drunk

Well, this happened. The latest accessory from Cynthia Rowley proves that fashion can be both functional and completely ridiculous. It's part bangle, part flask, and 100 percent insanity in all the best ways possible. Yes, it's a stainless steel bracelet that you can fill with alcohol. It takes sneaking booze into concerts or musical festivals to the next level (not that I or anyone I associate with would ever do that.).

At $225, it's certainly not a steal, but it's still nice to imagine tapping into my inner Rayanne Graff with this baby. Sigh. Maybe one day I'll have the opportunity to make my arm party one part bar. Until that day comes, I'll just have to continue consuming my gin and tonics in a glass. Life sure is rough sometimes.