There are few people in this world that love RuPaul's Drag Race more than I do, so as it stands I was already in hysterics over the imminent premier of Season 6, set to take place on Feb. 24. But then, I heard even better news, that not only has the Facebook page for Rupaul's Drag Race was renewed for Season 7. The show also reached one million likes of Facebook, to boot. This week could only get better if, as I turned on my television to watch Season 6, RuPaul showed up at my door, in full drag, with popcorn and champagne. And the fact is I have no way to know if that will happen until the night of, so until then, all I have to do is freak out.
I love this show more than America's Next Top Model, Project Runway and LA Ink put together, which for the record, is a lot. It's everything that is wonderful about reality television, and I naively hope that they'll keep renewing it until RuPaul can't stand in his heels anymore. However, here is exactly what happened when I realized I'd get a whole new season after this new season of RuPaul's Drag Race.
New season? ANOTHER NEW SEASON?!?!??!
I CAN'T EVEN COMPREHEND MY OWN JOY. So many emotions right now.
But then my trusted female friend was all, "yeah, but the 7th season could be the last"
What did you just say to me?
In case you didn't get that, let me clarify.
No T no shade hunty, but shut up. Shut UP.
Be happy with me or else, you hear?
Anywaaaaays, back to celebrating! More drag race yaaaaaaaay!
But then I remember something horrible:
I don't live in the US anymore, how the hell am I gonna get my hands on this new season?
Okay, okay no, I'll have to find some other way. But it'll be difficult.
Ah well, true love never dies, right?
MHK BITCHES, I'M OFF TO MARATHON ALL THE OTHER SEASON OF DRAG RACE, PEAAACEEEE.
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