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10 Fashion Week Fall 2014 Dresses We'd Wear to the Oscars

Planning for the Oscars when you're a writer is kind of like planning for a wedding when you're single — it's completely delusional, men wouldn't understand, but it's good to be prepared and also DON'T JUDGE. Sure, it's not like anyone's inviting us to the Oscars yet, but if, say, Leonardo DiCaprio tired of his model dates and decided he wanted to take along a cool, low-maintenance freelancer... well, we have our dress(es) all picked out.

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Julien Macdonald RTW Fall 2014

“Hello, George,” we’d say to Clooney, watching his jaw drop. “My answer is still no.”

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Jenny Packham RTW Fall 2014

We’d wear this yellow-gold number while chumming up to Meryl Streep on the red carpet. She’d appreciate the classic silhouette.

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Jenny Packham RTW Fall 2014

This casual Oscars look would definitely make headlines — and so would we, after chasing Brad Pitt onto the stage, screaming about our love. Whoops.

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Temperley London RTW Fall 2014

“Los Angeles is freezing in March,” we’d coo at the paparazzi, flashing our St. Tropez tan.

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Oscar de la Renta RTW Fall 2014

Excuse me,” we’d hiss, pushing past all those petty Best Actress nobodies on the way to our seat.

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Marchesa RTW Fall 2014

Since there’s no chance we’re going home with an Oscar statuette, we decided to dress like one.

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Marchesa RTW Fall 2014

In a world of corporate sell-outs in ballgowns, we’d stand out like the doomed artistes we are.

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Peter Pilotto RTW Fall 2014

A gown like this shows we’re not afraid to have a little fun with fashion. Wouldn’t we be the coolest best friends ever, Emma Stone?

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Monique Lhuillier RTW Fall 2014

A shorter hem in the front will prove useful when we try to sprint away with our borrowed Tiffany diamonds.

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Monique Lhuillier RTW Fall 2014

“Leo, you shouldn’t have,” we’d whisper at the end of the night, as he hands us a bouquet of flowers in exactly the same hue as our Monique Lhuillier.

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