Are You Prepared to be Underwhelmed by 'Sharknado'?

Maybe there's just nowhere but down to go from this. Or maybe there's only room for one terrible movie in my life, and, right now, I have my sites set on Lindsay Lohan's The Canyons . But after watching the full-length trailer for Syfy's Sharknado, which premieres Thursday night, I'm left as underwhelmed as Tara Reid at an empty bar. Watch the trailer here:

It's not that I don't love sharks or tornados. In fact, I love sharks and tornados. But a Beverly Hills, 90210 alum slicing a shark in two? It's just underwhelming knowing what Paul Logan would do.

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