Maybe there's just nowhere but down to go from this. Or maybe there's only room for one terrible movie in my life, and, right now, I have my sites set on Lindsay Lohan's The Canyons . But after watching the full-length trailer for Syfy's Sharknado, which premieres Thursday night, I'm left as underwhelmed as Tara Reid at an empty bar. Watch the trailer here:
It's not that I don't love sharks or tornados. In fact, I love sharks and tornados. But a Beverly Hills, 90210 alum slicing a shark in two? It's just underwhelming knowing what Paul Logan would do.