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Kris Jenner's Napa Antics Are A 'KUWTK' Highlight

by Emily Lackey

Here’s something that will give you the shock of a lifetime: Think you know who the most hilarious partier is in the Kardashian family? It has to be Khloé, right? Or Kourtney, after a few too many in the VIP section? Turns out that we were all wrong, because the Kardashian girl that is the best time to be around when drunk turns out to be none other than the matriarch of that family, Kris Jenner. In a clip from this week’s Keeping Up with the Kardashians, the momager has a little much fun during a vineyard tour of Napa Valley. And with just the right amount of alcohol in her system, she quickly becomes the most hilarious Kardashian to party with. Hands down, no questions asked.

Because for this 60-year-old mother of six and grandmother of five, age doesn’t get in the way of her partying. After hours of wine tasting with two of her six children, Kris Jenner was feeling fine and fancy free. But when Kourtney and Khloé left the vineyard ahead of their mother, Kris found herself alone, unable to locate her sunglasses — and chaos ensued. She left the vineyard in search of her sunglasses, and, on the way, lost her balance and stumbled over a bush (happens to the best of us). Eventually, she did make her way to the car where she found her sunglasses on Khloe’s face.

That all sounds hilarious, I know — but really, Kris’ shining moment comes when she gets into the car where Khloé and Kourtney are Facetiming with French Montana. Seeing French on the screen, she starts shouting, “Oh, hello, mother*cker!” over and over again. It is an absolute delight to watch, and I wasn’t the only one entertained. After regaining her composure, Kourtney can be heard saying, “I’m literally crying.”

Honestly, whatever party Kris has been attending is a party that I want to go to. This isn’t even the only time that she has been tipsy on the show, either, and she was totally fun in that instance too: In a previous episode she showed up to take Khloé out for a good time and ended up TP-ing Kim Kardashian’s house. Like, that's hilarious, you have to admit.

Seriously, guys. This is the Kardashian you want to be partying with. Move over Khloé and Kourtney.