Mary-Kate Olsen Is Engaged To Olivier Sarkozy So Get Your 'Full House' Jokes Ready
If you would've told me little Michelle Tanner would end up engaged to a 44-year-old Frenchman I would've given you a confused look and said, "What's engaged?" because I was six when Full House ended. But now look! My vocabulary has expanded, so I can understand that this situation is happening for real. Mary-Kate Olsen is engaged to Olivier Sarkozy according to a report from Us Weekly.
Olsen and Sarkozy have been dating for two years and live together in a New York City townhouse. Sarkozy, a banker and the brother of former French president Nicolas Sarkozy, has two children from a previous marriage. (His 10-year-old daughter is entertainingly taller than Olsen.) This will be Olsen's first marriage. Duh! We would've heard about it otherwise and already used up all the good Full House jokes. For example, it'll probably be a Full House for Olsen and Sarkozy not long after that wedding, am I right? Okay... maybe the jokes aren't good, but we have plenty of time to come up with more.
This is all the news we have so far. No one has spotted a giant ring or heard about absurd wedding plans and we probably won't get much of that stuff anyway. Olsen and Sarkozy are pretty low-key about their relationship and that's the way it should be.
Congrats to the happy couple!