What You Should Be Jealous You've Missed At SXSW So Far
So there I was, just innocently scrolling through twitter today, quickly scrolling past any that seem like they'd be True Detective spoilers — and there it was. From parody account Sad Buzzfeed: "CONFIRMED: Everyone In The Entire World Is Having A Great Time At #SXSW, No One Has Noticed You Aren't There." Why you gotta play me like that, Sad Buzzfeed? Why you gotta go and remind me I'm not in the same place as Mindy Kaling or privvy to drop-ins by Edward Snowden? I really wanna bump into Sasheer Zamata one day, but that's not likely to happen this week because she's off in Austin telling stories about Lorne Michaels to other people. Fine. I'll just have to live vicariously.