Britney Spears & Colton Haynes Give A “Freakshow”

The Piece of Me residency’s summer 2016 hiatus is over, so you know what that means (ya know, other than the obvious “the Queen of Las Vegas has returned to her throne on the Strip” answer)— Brit Brit’s back to putting lucky audience members in harnesses and parading them across the stage. On Wednesday evening, the show took a turn for the Roy-mazing when the "Make Me..." singer unknowingly invited a certain small screen star to join her while she performed her hit 2007 song "Freakshow." As Entertainment Weekly points out, Britney Spears brought Colton Haynes onstage, walked the Arrow star on a leash, and gave the audience somethin' so outside the norm.

Shortly after the presumably life-altering moment happened, Hayes shared a clip of the presumably life-altering moment on Instagram. Though Spears did not recognize the Teen Wolf actor, she sure did tip her fedora to his good looks and good dance moves. Oh, and she autographed a T-shirt for him. Such a lucky duck, that Colton Haynes!

Here are all of the things that happen in the Instagram video that I love/envy from the bottom of my broken heart, ranked (because why not?).

6. Britney Spears Told Him To Call Her Anytime

Reason for rank: Augh, what a dream. This would’ve been no. 2 if the pair actually exchanged digits onstage and became buddies; I would’ve been all about a friendship that has “Freakshow” to thank.

5. Britney Spears Called Him Beautiful

RFR: Ahwooga! (Yeah, it's an obvious observation, but that doesn't make it any less excellent.)

4. Britney Spears Complimented His Rear End

RFR: AHWOOGA! (And yeah, this also happens to be an obvious observation. Again, that doesn't make it any less excellent.)

3. Britney Spears Signed A T-shirt For Him While He Held Said T-shirt Against His Own Torso

RFR: Welp, “Hold It Against Me” is stuck in my head (and I’m not mad at it).

2. Britney Spears Complimented His Dancing

RFR: His dance moves were praised by Danceney. That’d be like Oz from Buffy the Vampire Slayer complimenting your werewolfness, i.e., a phenomenal compliment.

1. He Was Onstage With Britney Spears

RFR: To share the stage with The Legendary Ms. Britney Spears is an unparalleled honor.

Truly a moment for the ages.

He's so lucky, he's a star!

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