Is Lindsay Lohan’s Sex List Real Or Fake? Let’s Weigh The Evidence

Sometimes you hear a celebrity rumor and go, "Nope, that's not true. I don't believe it and I never will." And then there are the ones that make you say, "Nope, that's not true. Or is it? Oh man, someone tell me the truth NOW!" This newest gem fits the second option. According to reports, Lindsay Lohan wrote a list of the famous people she's has sex with and that list has been released to In Touch magazine. Let me tell you, this list is not messing around. It's not just one super famous person and a bunch of people whose names you vaguely recognize. In fact, some of the names are so mind-blowing that In Touch blurred them out.

Keep in mind this is rumored. It's not like Lindsay Lohan walked over to the In Touch offices, handed them the note, and sat down for a chat. An anonymous source supplied the list and additional information, so it could be totally made up. Or it could be totally real! Let's take a closer look and see what we can gather. (The list is available here.)

1. The Men

The names on the list include, Justin Timberlake, Joaquin Phoenix (technically, it says "J. Phoenix," so really it could be anyone), James Franco, Heath Ledger, Wilmer Valderrama, Jamie Dornan, Adam Levine, and Colin Farrell. Do these seem reasonable? Well, sort of. Lohan is known to have dated Valderrama in 2004, but after that things aren't as clear. Lohan "partied" with Farrell in 2004 and is said to have held hands with Dornan in 2006. As for when the others could have happened, it's hard to know. It's not everyday you just run into Justin Timberlake on the street and go have a rendezvous in a hotel, but then again your everyday scenarios are far different from Lindsay Lohan's.

2. The Handwriting

There are other examples of Lindsay Lohan's handwriting available online and they do look very similar to the handwriting on the list. One of them is taken from a piece of paper Lohan held in front of her face while in court. It shows that she does write in all capital letters and in the same style as the list. This could be faked, but it would be a very good imitation.

3. The Order

The first four names on the list are blurred out, so maybe there's some real stunners there that put everyone else to shame, but unless that's the case, it does not make sense that Justin Timberlake isn't on the list until number 21. And no offense to anyone listed, but I would think I'd remember having sex with James Franco before pretty much all 28 people listed in front of him. I don't think these are listed in chronological order either because Valderrama was Lohan's boyfriend when she was 17 and he's listed fifteenth.

4. The Paper

In Touch's source says, "[Lohan and friends] were giggling and talking s--- about people in the industry." The source reportedly saw Lohan write the list at the Beverly Hills Hotel on Jan. 30, 2013. So, lined paper with numbers already printed on it? Is that something you just have around at a hotel? It could be they found the paper and were like, "This could be great for listing out the people we've had sex with!" I'm not being sarcastic. A pre-numbered list plus a group of gossipy friends is basically asking for that.

5. The List Getting Out

The source continued, "It was her personal conquest list. She was trying to impress her friends with the list and then tossed it aside." Even if Lohan wrote this, the idea of just tossing it aside is pretty crazy. Lohan is super famous as are the men on the list, if she just leaves a piece of paper behind and it appears to be a sex list, someone is going to snatch that up. Plus, look how clean the paper is. This is the strongest evidence that it's a fraud.

Personally, I'm leaning towards the list being fake. But what if it isn't?! According to an "industry insider," "The list has some pretty big names on it, and they’re not all single guys. This getting out now could rock several Hollywood relationships to the core." To the core?! Say it isn't so! This could be more disastrous than the Burn Book getting found!