These 6 Sex Toys Are A-OK To Leave Around The House (Even With Company Over!)
It is a truth universally acknowledged that, when one writes about sex and relationships for a living, one will occasionally forget to hide one's Lelo suede whip in one's bedside sex-toy basket before company arrives. (Yes, I have a bedside sex-toy basket.) And, trust, even the most liberal houseguests tend to find vibrators en plein air sort of gross and weird. Like, geez, grandma, you were so chill until you started shaming me for absentmindedly placing a bottle of Astroglide in the spice rack. IT HAPPENS TO EVERYONE, GRANDMA.
Some sex toys, however, are so crazy discreet that they won't trigger so much as a raised eyebrow, let alone a judgmental aside from your septuagenarian family members. You can leave these little...orgasm elves all over your damn apartment! Don't believe me? Click through to be blown away some pret-ty innocuous toys.
Big Teaze Toys's Rubber Duck Vibe
Tenga's 3D Masturbator
Crave Solo Vibrator
Incoqnito for Crave Leather Nipple Tassels
Lelo Lipstick Vibrator
Pipedream Anal Plug
As long as you leave this fairly close to a bottle of vino, no one will ever guess that your vibrating butt plug is, in fact, not a wine stopper. This is convenient — you’re likeliest to strew butt plugs about with reckless abandon once you’ve knocked back a few glasses, no?