How To Buy Unicorn Makeup Brushes, Because They Are A Real, Wonderful Thing

Your face is a magical wonderland. It's the capitol city of the United States of You're Pretty Freaking Spectacular (it's a real place, look it up). So why are you applying your makeup using average, everyday brushes when you clearly deserve these unicorn makeup brushes

I don't have the science to back this up (yet), but I'm pretty sure that when you apply your makeup with these brushes, you're also applying hopes and dreams. When you hold them in your hands, you're not gripping an average handle. You're holding a unicorn horn. I repeat. You're holding a unicorn horn. If unicorn power is a real thing, which I'm pretty sure it is, then that means you can never apply your makeup poorly, because you're literally grasping the magical appendage of a mystical creature. 

Ultimate Unicorn Kit, $57, Unicorn Lashes

And the bristles? They're not your average bristle colors. Psh. Those are for basic suckers who don't know any better. These bristles are all the colors of a pastel rainbow. You read that right. All the colors of the pastel rainbow! So let's just recap, in case this magic has you so mind blown that you were unable to absorb what you just learned: Unicorn handle. Rainbow bristles. Hopes and dreams

The world is truly a magical place. Just like your face. 

Ultimate Unicorn Kit, $57, Unicorn Lashes

Once more, for the ooooohs and aaaaaahs


My emotions...

Ultimate Unicorn Kit, $57, Unicorn Lashes

The unicorn makeup brushes have been created by Unicorn Lashes, and they're expected to launch in early October of 2016. They should be millions of dollars, because you can't put a price on real magic, but they're actually going to be around $60. If you head to their website, you can get on a mailing list that will alert you to their launch. Then you can hire a personal assistant to watch your inbox so that you're the first to order them when they drop. Because: priorities. 

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