So, this exists.
Or at least it's about to. Coffee-mate announced that their labs have now cooked up Girl Scout cookie-flavored coffee creamer, coming to a sugar rush near you.
No, but seriously, the creamers will come in Thin Mint and Samoa flavors, and are expected to hit shelves in the near future. Hey, it might not be a donut-bacon sandwich, but we'll taste it anyway.