Adele’s Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Dedication Was A Joke, So There’s No Need To Console The “Hello” Singer — VIDEO

Lest anyone think Adele’s next album will be inspired by Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s divorce, the powerhouse vocalist has already set that record straight (pun not intended, but I am not mad at it). In the middle of Thursday night's Madison Square Garden show, the Grammy-winning singer let everyone know — despite what she said at a concert a few nights before — she isn’t actually that torn up about the Jolie-Pitt split. The goddess among mortals was disappointed that her tongue-in-cheek onstage banter was taken out of context and twisted into something else. Adele's Brangelina dedication was a joke, OK? I mean, she wishes both of them the best (she's not a monster), but she isn't legitimately devastated.

Here's how we got here: Some hours after The Big Divorce News broke on Tuesday, the “Send My Love (To Your New Lover)” songstress played a show at MSG. During said show, she took a moment to pay tribute to Jolie and Pitt. “Let’s not ignore the elephant in the room: Brangelina are broken up!” Adele said in between songs. “I don’t like gossiping, and private lives should be private, but I feel like it’s the end of an era. So, I’m dedicating this show tonight to them. It’s really, really sad. I was shocked when I woke up this morning!”

Her Brangelina speech wasted no time in making the internet rounds. And on Thursday evening, Adele let her audience know that she is most certainly not in mourning:

She continued:

Please. Like Adele's timing is ever anything other than perfect.

I wonder how she feels about the media commenting on her comments about the media commenting on her comments.