Kate Middleton and Prince William's Royal Baby Invites the Most Insane Fan Art

This depiction of Kate Middleton joyously feeding her soon-to-be-born child features a Madonna-esque halo, a disproportionately sized and red-socked leg sticking out from under her robes, and Queen Elizabeth's Corgi. The painting was reportedly dropped off at St. Mary's Hospital on Friday, and we've heard no news concerning whether or not Kate had a heart attack upon seeing it. Read on to see more creepy fan art dedicated to the unborn royal baby.

Spanish artist Kaya Mar's Terrifying Portrait

This depiction of Kate Middleton joyously feeding her soon-to-be-born child features a Madonna-esque halo, a disproportionately sized and red-socked leg sticking out from under her robes, and Queen Elizabeth's Corgi. The painting was reportedly dropped off at St. Mary's Hospital on Friday, and we've heard no news concerning whether or not Kate had a heart attack upon seeing it. Read on to see more creepy fan art dedicated to the unborn royal baby.

Royal Baby Watch iPhone case

With this handy Royal Baby Watch iPhone case, you can be reminded that a baby you'll never actually meet is going to be born in the semi-near future every time you get a text. Fingers crossed that the baby actually wears a giant crown like this one in his/her stroller every day.

Royal Baby Pacifier

Here's an adorable pacifier to give to your own less-than-royal baby, to ensure that he or she knows who you'd rather be nursing.

Royal Baby Crocheted Crown

Now this is just plain adorable. Seriously, crazy or not, pass us a baby and we'll put this thing on it.

Royal Baby Buckingham Palace Guard Uniform

Every second that we look at this, we're a second closer to being full-blown Royal Baby crazy. The fluffy hat, though — honestly.

Royal Baby Bump Maternity Tee

This shirt is designed to help you pretend that you're giving birth to an heir(ess) and not a lowly commoner. As the description says, it was originally designed specifically as a gift for Kate Middleton, who politely declined it — so it's almost like being her.