Kim Kardashian Called Security On an Intruder Lurking Around Kris Jenner's Home
A few weeks ago, the kat was let out of the bag about the Kardashian-Jenners’ house. The exterior of the house on Keeping Up With the Kardashians? The house we viewers have come to know and love? Not the exterior of their actual abode. Why would they trick us like that? Security and privacy, of course. Ah, makes sense. Think they're being too paranoid? Think again: A man was taken into custody for lurking around Kris Jenner’s home this weekend. According to TMZ, the man drove from AZ to CA, managed to creep past the front security gate (how? No one knows), and snuck around the property. Kim Kardashian (who is staying with her mom while her own home is being renovated) noticed the suspicious man from a window. She did not waste a second. She called security. Good hustle, Kim! The guy skedaddled, but to no avail. The cops nabbed him a few blocks away.
The intruder's story? According to TMZ, the man told authorities he’s Kendall Jenner’s boyfriend and Justin Bieber’s stepbrother. Yikes. BUT! According to the Los Angeles Times, he said he was Kardashian’s boyfriend. AND! According to sheriff’s officials, he said he’d been “communicating with [Kardashian] telepathically” and that she'd invited him there. Oof. That's all I have to say about that. The whole thing is one giant "OOF."
According to the officials’ statement, the man was malodorous, looked very unkempt, and “talked to himself during [contact with deputies].” He was placed under a 5150 psychiatric evaluation hold.
That shit is so scary. Excuse me while I go check every window and door in my apartment now.